Can't help but go into full gay mode and speak as "gay" as possible sometimes

Hey gurlzzz, its me, Sabby freakshow. Here's the gig; sometimes a girl needs to - hmph- release her inner flaming lipzzzz - if you know what I mean. Hunti, I just can't help it, she wants to come out and I can't help but - hmph - let her. A girl thinks she has a 9-5, but sweetie, flip those numbers and add 10 - hmph. It's a gagworthy scene, and all the trogladytes are shading in rage at your - hmph - Queen of Queenzzzz besh. Now huntis, am I the only gurl that goes full - hmph - Queen and gets away with it? Riddle me this - betchhh