I need a friend

My relationship of two years ended. We had talked about marriage, kids, a life together, and it all came to nothing. I've been trying to make friends in the local community, but everyone wants to either screw or date me. It seems no one is interested in a platonic friendship, nor have they had a long term serious relationship. So basically I'd just like a friend with whom I can talk, without sexual or romantic pressures. Obviously the friendship would go both ways, as the good ones do. Mightn't any of you be interested?