French Canadian Penis

I am headed to Montreal's Gay Village for the weekend. The entire trip is a quest/study/exposition on French Canadian penises. I will be going to the gay male strip clubs Stock Bar, Campus & Bar Taboo. I was here last year and was amazed at how incredibly sexy & good looking French Canadian dudes/ people really are! Any other suggestions on my penis tour? I will also hit the bath houses but just to see what they are like and- of course- what the penises in there look like! Happy Black Friday America! Enjoy Trump! I am going to fondle French Canadian Penis! Wish me luck!