IMPORTANT! Anyone here in New York? Go to the HWNDU site and hug the /pol/acks who hang out there.

They could use it. Bonus points if you manage to get them into a group hug or cuddle with you. If you are 4chan savy make sure to use memes so they know you are one of them. Like "you are all big guys" (they will respond with "for you) or just say "oy vey, what do we have here?" This is not trolling them, but if you want to think of it this way, then you will get bonus points if the more gay stuff you could do with them.