TIFU by telling my Mother that I like man sausage.

To preface this, I am a straight, 17 year old male, and I have never outright told my parents about any romantic relationships in my life ever. Also this did in fact happen today. Do I get bonus points? Anyway, on with the story.

I had just finished work, and my mother had just picked me up. My place of work is situated near a small grocery store, so while we were in the vicinity, my mother suggested we buy some food for Christmas lunch.

Well at that time a barbeque had been discussed at length, so my mother was laying out a few general, common barbeque suggestions such as pork skewers, steak, and potato salad. All was well. Until she suggested sausage.

I was fairly keen on the pork skewers, but my mother suggested I have some of those small, spicy sausages. And this, Reddit, is when I fucked up. I don't know what compelled me to say this, perhaps it was a slip of the tongue, perhaps it was a new, misplaced comedic comfort with my mother, or perhaps I secretly like dick. Who knows? It doesn't change the fact that the words which exited my mouth were "Goddamnit mum, I only like big, man sausages."

At first you might think that is pretty harmless. And in normal situations with jokes like that, it would be. But not this time. My mother is now convinced I'm gay with my best friend. A measly remark about manly sausage and now I'm forever my mothers little gay boy. It's been 5 hours since I said it and she still hasn't stopped the torment. I'm not sure I'm going to get through Christmas dinner, Reddit.

TL;DR: Mum asked if I wanted little bitch sausages, and I told her man sausage was the only sausage for me.