2014. december 29., hétfő

/r/circlejerkaustralia report: Wednesday, January 01, 2014 - Monday, December 29, 2014


Totals: 351 days, 4,350 posts, 20,149 comments.

Included in this report: The top 3,000 posts, and 15,541 of the top comments, by 683 distinct authors.

There were 7 gilded posts, and 13 comments were gilded.




See the comments for detailed reports and charts.




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71/u/EdwardFordTheSecond If this post receives 50 upvotes, circlejerkaustralia will become a #Illridewithyou themed subreddit
70/u/kaj89 If this post gets 50 upvotes, /r/circlejerkaustralia will turn into a March in May themed subreddit
68/u/EdwardFordTheSecond If this post reaches 50 upludlams, CJA will become a Gough Whitlam themed sub
61/u/Whytiederp If this gets 75 upvotes I'll do a Russell Brand theme for the subreddit
60/u/Whytiederp If this post gets 50 upvotes CJA will become a Clive Palmer / Ricky Muir fan club
56/u/Nomadmusic HOW FUCKED IS THIS BREAD
56/u/kaj89 If this post gets 50 uptwists, circlejerkaustralia will become Round The Twist themed [OFFICIAL]
54/u/kruddthemessiah R/Australia in a nutshell
53/u/spatchcock <---------- Click here to set the new minimum wage
53/u/EdwardFordTheSecond <----- Number of people currently booing Abbott
52/u/Whytiederp ╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful Jacqui Lambie ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no Clive Palmer ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ╚═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╝
51/u/spatchcock If this post receives 50 upvotes, whytiederp will be reinstated as moderator of cjaus
48/u/guccimanelaflare In this moment I am aware and educated, not because of phony Tony's policies, but because I am enlightened by ABC's broadcasting.
46/u/Chunkeeboi TIL Abbottabad, Pakistan, where Osama bin Laden was killed, was named after a bad Australian Prime Minister
46/u/AusLeft <------Petition to rename /r/australia to /r/ScottLudlam
44/u/kaj89 TIL if you press the Less Politics button on /r/australia you are greeted with an empty subreddit.
43/u/spatchcock ELI5: How is Tony Abbott's popularity up in the polls, despite all of our memes and online complaints here on reddit?
42/u/Whytiederp <---- Number of people I'll have to ban if the arrow posts don't stop
42/u/Whytiederp You know that dream where you're in bed and they fly through the window?
41/u/Whytiederp The worst scumbag Steve in Australia
40/u/Whytiederp This picture deserved a post of its own
40/u/kaj89 Welcome Aboard!
39/u/mattazza Looks like R/Australia has adopted the footpath I take to uni.
39/u/AusLeft <----- Survivor head count. Upvote if you are miraculously still alive after the budget.
39/u/spatchcock Please sign my petition "Stop Target giving away free copies of Mein Kampf to customers".
38/u/cardboardcubes <----- Number of marches you plan to have between now and the next election.
37/u/AusLeft Took this pic of tothebillyoh while marching in march
37/u/rauland <--- How many times you've mentioned Whitlam since you've learnt of his name when you read an article announcing his death and also found out he was a Labor PM.
37/u/Timmehor Another BROKEN promise Tony?
36/u/shniken I can't illegally download American TV shows fast enough. DAE hate Tony Murdoch?
36/u/jerkmasterau My gay refugee loving socialist alternative NBN wanting welfare leftist autistic younger brother drew this but then that fucking cunt abet stabbed him for it, he needs an urgent karma transplant or he'll le die
36/u/spatchcock This is me dressed in my Halloween costume. How do I look guys?
36/u/Whytiederp A much clearer image of the flag has been shown. Explains the hesitance to condemn his brave protest
35/u/sennais1 <------How many Guardian articles do you post to facebook every day?
35/u/Abbrevi8 DAE Melbourne Cup is literally a concentration camp for horse extermination?
34/u/kruddthemessiah First use of the word 'fuck' found in a manuscript from 1528. It literally says "fuck nbn destroying Tony the mad monk Abbott "
34/u/spatchcock BREAKING NEWS: Tony Abbott to stay on as Prime Minister, despite petition created by inner city Melbourne teenager with 67 signatures demanding he stand down.
34/u/SamuelStringman <- number of documents Tone Abet must show unless he wants to be put on a boat back to Pommyland
34/u/mubd1234 G'day Australia , Canadian in Romania here and I found something you'd love! (with apologies to IVTD4KDS)
34/u/kaj89 For every upvote I receive, I will stop breathing for one minute, to reduce my carbon output
34/u/BOOM_KKKUMSHOT texted #I'llrideyou to the hot muslim chick at work, and now I'm up on sexual harassment charges. Thanks, twitter.
33/u/mubd1234 Just posted by Christine Milne [via FB]
32/u/dwgovernor Wait a minute I suddenly love Sunrise viewers agin
32/u/kaj89 <----- Number of right wing shills banned from the mothership
32/u/The_Gherkin_Jerk I'll be downvotes for this, but it needs to be said before someone acts irrationally and hurts someone
31/u/spatchcock /r/australia to face efficiency study and possible privatisation, amid claims of overwhelming left wing bias.
31/u/AusLeft Fucking Abbott.
31/u/mubd1234 F
31/u/mubd1234 <--- Number of 15 minute breaks we need in an eight hour shift
31/u/mubd1234 Mark Scott: "It's impossible to run 5 TV channels, 70 radio stations and a website on only $1.2 billion per year instead of $1.22 billion per year, so we are cutting funding from news and current affairs. Don't forget to catch 'Freaky Eaters' on ABC2 Saturday at 9:30pm!"
30/u/spatchcock Hi I'm Federal Greens MP Adam Bandt. If this post gets 100 upvotes the /r/circlejerkaustralia mods will perform a publicity stunt like we are by blacking out every post.
30/u/Whytiederp New footage released of Denis Napthine savagely mowing down martyred East West Link protester
30/u/mubd1234 U
30/u/mubd1234 C
30/u/spatchcock A guide to being in the fashion police.
30/u/feelsOS Recently discovered photograph of Pre-Colonial Australia, Abbott apology when?
30/u/The_Gherkin_Jerk Here's a picture of Brisbane. You might think it is a pretty city, but look closer and you'll see it's full of bogans and inbred Queenslander cunts. Don't judge a book by its cover.
29/u/thehungryhippocrite Congratulations /r/australia! The current top 20 posts are ALL political and ALL anti-coalition!
29/u/spatchcock <--------- Petition to make winking illegal in all public places.
29/u/mubd1234 <<<<<<< ೋღ☃ღೋ UPVOTE THIS IF YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL STRONG GREENS VOTER WHO DONT NEED NO LIBERALS ೋღ☃ღೋ>>>>>>>>
29/u/mubd1234 Fellow Liberal Shills, I'd suggest taking a look at this web page to see if you're getting the full amount of what you are entitled to.
29/u/mubd1234 That dream about how better things could be if Scott Ludlam was PM
29/u/HashtagRebbit DAE think the hostages came across as Islamophobic?
28/u/mattazza Important Message from the Mod Team
28/u/OptimalCynic We salute you, O proud brave sir! Your euphoric intellect shames us all for our inaction.
28/u/mattazza Found a clever graffitied movie poster in Brisbane
28/u/mubd1234 <--- Pay your respects to Two_Kebabs
28/u/Whytiederp Some more quality advertising appearing on /r/Australia
28/u/Whytiederp Check out this awesome street art from the Australian Banksy
28/u/rauland My art degree coming in handy. Look at my latest masterpiece.
28/u/mubd1234 Loved this tweet on Q&A last night
28/u/Whytiederp LEVEL 10 JERK ALERT. HE IS COMING
28/u/kruddthemessiah How the greens stole Christmas .
28/u/LeslieHughesLDP I need your help with an important human rights violation. My cable Internet has been down for 10 hours and the fascist private companies haven't fixed it yet. Upvote to send NBN requests to the Human Rights Commission.
28/u/94193910 As a Catholic Australian, I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
27/u/rauland dAE stare at pictures of tony abet for hours on end and slowly get angrier when ur suppose to be searching for jobs for Youth allowance?
27/u/spoonalious Top link on the mothership is Tone Abet being punched in the face. You can't make this up. +204/-23. The circlejerk is so intense CERN is interested in smashing atoms with it.
27/u/Whytiederp I spent an embarrassingly long time making this. I hope it serves you all well.
27/u/Abbrevi8 Not a Hivemind
27/u/spatchcock American anon visits Australia
27/u/BradFuller99 Made this GIF from a Senpai Kush video, thought it would be perfect here
27/u/huxception I think we just got out jerked
27/u/Whytiederp MFW I rip Tone to bits with my master debating skills
26/u/kaj89 Schapelle Corby leaves prison in trademark fedora, quoted as saying "I just can't wait to get home and debate some fundies on MySpace"
26/u/mtoner98 Before I post I would like to thank the /r/Australia peoples, who have allowed us onto their land so that they could provide us this post.
26/u/2013South Abbott's New Fighters
26/u/mubd1234 American here. Why is Australia so good?!?!?1?1? upboats to the left pls
26/u/mubd1234 <----Set the penalty rate for work on weekdays
26/u/kaj89 I survived 1 year under Dictator Tony Abbott, AMA
26/u/CitizenSnips1234 <------ number of us that disagree with linked comment
26/u/kells11515 Our glorious comrades in the Red Navy are sailing to Australia to free us from the oppressive fascist government
26/u/mattazza For those of you who may have missed Scott's AMA - Suicide hotline: 13 11 14
26/u/Whytiederp An accurate reenactment of The Great Disappointment
26/u/eateggs Petition to stop Target selling Peppa Pig merchandise on the grounds it offends Muslims.
26/u/AusLeft I'm an Australian with an opinion and anyone who doesn't agree with my opinion is a bigoted, racist, misogynist, science hating, homophobic, sociopath.
26/u/Whytiederp Young and own a house? Go fuck yourself
26/u/Wetnapkin69 DAE more concerned about the poor Muslim community than the hostages?
26/u/EdwardFordTheSecond Just tweeted #Illridewith you. I've done my good deed for the day.
26/u/MeadowbankMujNumber3 Here's your mandatory picture Derp. PS: Constantinople is Greek
25/u/spatchcock The coalition's efficiency study of the ABC & SBS is literally the same as the holocaust!
25/u/kaj89 Abbott Youtube channel goes down for 12 hours. We did it reddit!!! DAE le Anonymous??
25/u/MeadowbankMujNumber3 Required reading for the children of Newtown Primary School.
25/u/MeadowbankMujNumber3 They LAUGHED at the March in March but who's laughing now?
25/u/AusLeft With that bottle of Grange, the NSW libs are only $59,997,000 less corrupt than the ALP. We did it reddit!
25/u/Whytiederp This is an outrage. Since I don't have NBN this 40GB game download will take me nearly 3 hours to download.
25/u/metacanadian_420 Australia isn't quite as progressive as Sweden yet, but we're definitely getting there
25/u/metacanadian_420 Tony "Gas the Refugees" Abbott unveils new design for the Australian flag
25/u/Seriti I don't mean to raise the alarm, but we're losing the fight in /r/worldnews.
25/u/Whytiederp <--- Number of citizenships that Tony Abbott has
25/u/onlycuntsdownvoteme Bringing down the Government one comment at a time
25/u/rauland <--- How many million refugees you would let into the cuntry.
25/u/grebfar I sent my MP an email protesting the new anti-terror laws. This was his response.
25/u/sennais1 Remember that book that every kid in the country reads in grade 9? It's happening and no one knows it except us! We have a plan and you won't even have to get out of bed to help!
25/u/spoonalious experiment on /r/australia (gooselaughing.gif)
25/u/Whytiederp Loving the new ads on the mothership. There are more to come. You can start your own ad campaign on /r/austrailia for only $5
25/u/mubd1234 More Abbott Government fear mongering, as he recklessly increases security at Parliament, meaning we can't just waltz in and kill the cunt now, after one of his terrorist shills completes their mission in Canada to instill fear in the public. We now have zero civil liberties now. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
25/u/Abbrevi8 Petition to have Nova Perris charged under section 18C of the racial discrimination act.
25/u/Whytiederp WELCOME SCOTT LUDLAM AND FANS
25/u/Whytiederp He has failed us :(
25/u/Whytiederp Tony Abbott MURDERED a tree just to show off his worship of an invisible sky wizard
25/u/The_Gherkin_Jerk As an Islamic Iranian-Canadian who used to live in Australia and now lives in Yemen I just wanted to say...
25/u/kaj89 I know I'll get downvoted into oblivion, but I think Julia Gillard was a better PM than Tony Abbott
24/u/Whytiederp Tony Abbott coward punches the ABC. David and Margaret currently in critical condition.
24/u/finewinereview Gay Refugees can't get reception to watch their ABC on Christmas Island! Another sign of Workchoices 2.0?
24/u/karlosvonawesome Tony Abbott plans to tear down the NBN and use the fibre optic cables to build a shark cull net, only your upvotes can save them!
24/u/AusLeft Spotted one of you brave gents while walking past a socialist club today at uni.
24/u/MeadowbankMujNumber3 Another /r/australian spotted at the March in March
24/u/mtoner98 DAE think we should create a new topic for every single March in March image?
24/u/mattazza <-- Petition to rename every month of the year March to allow March in March to continue indefinitely.
24/u/AusLeft <------ Number of times you have masturbated to the NBN and Scott Ludlam in the last 24 hours
24/u/Whytiederp Petition to make the Fedora wearing Platypus Australia's national animal. Upvote to show your support
24/u/jophesaur HOCKEY TO REVISE BUDGET FOLLOWING MARCH IN MAY
24/u/kaj89 Alright guys, how are we going to get rid of these cunts? A petition didn't work, a march didn't work, a second petition didn't work, a second march didn't work. Let's do another petition, that'll get the fuckers.
24/u/mubd1234 Literally me as I drove to work today
24/u/spatchcock Literally Hitler
24/u/mubd1234 A
24/u/mubd1234 B
24/u/Whytiederp Tony Abbott dissolves Galactic Senate and declares himself Emperor of Australian Empire
24/u/mtoner98 DAE think abet ordered the two attacks in Canada this week to distract us from his budget?
24/u/kaj89 Want easy karma daily? Just post the Courier Mail front page everyday.
24/u/sennais1 Upvote if, like me, you decided to waive the traditional holiday to inform people on the internet about our Lord and Savior Ludlum and the cunt that is Abbott.
23/u/InnerCityTrendy Conservatives call it being smug, I call it being aware and educated.
23/u/kaj89 r/Australia circlejerk hits the top of r/worldnews, a premier source or jerking
23/u/guccimanelaflare My girlfriend and I are looking to buy our first home and we're struggling to find a five bedroom, six bathroom house for <$550k within 20 minutes of the CBD. It's about time we abolished negative gearing.
23/u/Abbrevi8 Threats to cut public service outrages /r/australia
23/u/spatchcock Here's my idea for a new flag. What do you guys think?
23/u/Whytiederp Literally everything the government does proves this
23/u/MeadowbankMujNumber3 Thankyou complex_reduction for keeping our subreddit pure by deleting all dissenting viewpoints.
23/u/kruddthemessiah Pretend Molotovs will be thrown if you aint down with the March in March !!!
23/u/Whytiederp Welcome to a Golden Age of diplomatic relations. /r/metaCanada has welcomed us into the meta-country reddit network.
23/u/Webby2120 /r/Australia guide to protesting
23/u/Chunkeeboi Petition to put Trigger Warnings on all posts that mention Abet, Hockey, the Coalition, university fees, slow download speeds, the $7 GP fee, capitalism, mining, fracking and that bitch Sophie Mirabela
23/u/gegegeno TIL Tony "Literally Hitler" Abbott got his daughter a scholarship to design school because he failed the entrance exams at the Academy of Fine Arts Vienna
23/u/andrewinmelbourne X-post /r/showerthoughts: /r/Australia needs more political submissions.
23/u/Whytiederp Warning: Someone has hurt feelings that are off the chart
23/u/mubd1234 K
23/u/EvilPundit They're onto us, guys!
23/u/Abets_A_Bet The symbol of CJA.
23/u/huxception <--- Amount of Feminists that Julie Bishop doesn't believe in
23/u/Whytiederp Did anyone else go to the Gough memorial service so they could Boo Abbott and Howard? Fuck, those two are disrespectful
23/u/ChocolateChipChimp I am Greens Senator Jesus of Nazareth. AMA
23/u/kruddthemessiah TIL Tony Abbott ran in the Victoria sate eleciton
23/u/CDHorban Opinion: Australia Is Becoming A Terrible Place To Be On The Internet, And It's The Government's Fault
23/u/finewinereview Tony Abbott announces $50 billion in funding to help Target sell the Bible.
23/u/Trigger_Warnings Recent Customer reviews of the Lindt cafe
23/u/The_Gherkin_Jerk Me on /r/Askreddit
22/u/genwhy It wasn't a sting ray that killed Steve Irwin. It was negative gearing.
22/u/kaj89 I really hate how Julia Gillard was judged on her looks and clothing while Prime Minister. BTW, check out the size of Abbott's ears! I bet he needs tampons to clean them!
22/u/fleshpinata I asked all my friends on Facebook if any of them voted for Tony Abbott, none of them did. HOW DID TYRANT ABBOTT GET INTO POWER?!?!
22/u/genwhy /r/australia mod here: i just wanna say that your r all a pathetic bunch of hitlers and our circlejerk is so much bigger than ur puny circlejerk
22/u/atinleg7 Should people who demonstrate an inability to vote for the correct party be allowed to vote?
22/u/EvilPundit It's not democracy when bogans can vote for Abbott. It's not free speech when racists can criticise refugees.
22/u/MeadowbankMujNumber3 Does anyone else think that Australia needs a NEW FLAG to celebrate our diverse country? Check out my proposed design.
22/u/sfjkdhfkj435890 <-uptone if your being bullied by r/circlejerkaustralia
22/u/Chunkeeboi Please sign my petition to make right-wing downvotes worth less than left-wing downvotes
22/u/Lewd_Banana I just voted for Scott Ludlam AMA
22/u/sfjkdhfkj435890 Australia literally the most intolerant least progressive shitcunt nation on earth
22/u/Whytiederp I made you guys another gif. Use it wisely
22/u/spatchcock BREAKING NEWS: Tony Abbott set to rename Commission of Audit report to "Mein Kampf"!
22/u/spatchcock "I like comic sans, and I don't understand all the hate it gets." - Tony Abbott
22/u/EvilPundit Next Action: JERK IN JUNE!
22/u/SovietSteve Remind me again why anyone would vote for this cunt?
22/u/Abbrevi8 We all knew he was a cunt, now we have the proof
22/u/AusLeft Spread this on facebook to redistribute the happiness. 1 like = 1 new tax.
22/u/Webby2120 Tony Abbott's World population density map
22/u/rodz7 MFW I see fellow CJA users taking the piss with copypasta in a worldnews thread
22/u/sennais1 Post you're favorite "/r/australians in the wild" pics!
22/u/Whytiederp No title but it's Scotty Ludz so upvotes please
22/u/MeadowbankMujNumber3 When will Abbott show us the original long-form copy of his birth certificate to prove he's not a nigger?
22/u/OptimalCynic I really cannot grasp how I can be in the same country as I was a month ago.


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