71 |
/u/EdwardFordTheSecond |
If this post receives 50 upvotes, circlejerkaustralia will become a #Illridewithyou themed subreddit |
70 |
/u/kaj89 |
If this post gets 50 upvotes, /r/circlejerkaustralia will turn into a March in May themed subreddit |
68 |
/u/EdwardFordTheSecond |
If this post reaches 50 upludlams, CJA will become a Gough Whitlam themed sub |
61 |
/u/Whytiederp |
If this gets 75 upvotes I'll do a Russell Brand theme for the subreddit |
60 |
/u/Whytiederp |
If this post gets 50 upvotes CJA will become a Clive Palmer / Ricky Muir fan club |
56 |
/u/Nomadmusic |
HOW FUCKED IS THIS BREAD |
56 |
/u/kaj89 |
If this post gets 50 uptwists, circlejerkaustralia will become Round The Twist themed [OFFICIAL] |
54 |
/u/kruddthemessiah |
R/Australia in a nutshell |
53 |
/u/spatchcock |
<---------- Click here to set the new minimum wage |
53 |
/u/EdwardFordTheSecond |
<----- Number of people currently booing Abbott |
52 |
/u/Whytiederp |
╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful Jacqui Lambie ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no Clive Palmer ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ╚═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╝ |
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/u/spatchcock |
If this post receives 50 upvotes, whytiederp will be reinstated as moderator of cjaus |
48 |
/u/guccimanelaflare |
In this moment I am aware and educated, not because of phony Tony's policies, but because I am enlightened by ABC's broadcasting. |
46 |
/u/Chunkeeboi |
TIL Abbottabad, Pakistan, where Osama bin Laden was killed, was named after a bad Australian Prime Minister |
46 |
/u/AusLeft |
<------Petition to rename /r/australia to /r/ScottLudlam |
44 |
/u/kaj89 |
TIL if you press the Less Politics button on /r/australia you are greeted with an empty subreddit. |
43 |
/u/spatchcock |
ELI5: How is Tony Abbott's popularity up in the polls, despite all of our memes and online complaints here on reddit? |
42 |
/u/Whytiederp |
<---- Number of people I'll have to ban if the arrow posts don't stop |
42 |
/u/Whytiederp |
You know that dream where you're in bed and they fly through the window? |
41 |
/u/Whytiederp |
The worst scumbag Steve in Australia |
40 |
/u/Whytiederp |
This picture deserved a post of its own |
40 |
/u/kaj89 |
Welcome Aboard! |
39 |
/u/mattazza |
Looks like R/Australia has adopted the footpath I take to uni. |
39 |
/u/AusLeft |
<----- Survivor head count. Upvote if you are miraculously still alive after the budget. |
39 |
/u/spatchcock |
Please sign my petition "Stop Target giving away free copies of Mein Kampf to customers". |
38 |
/u/cardboardcubes |
<----- Number of marches you plan to have between now and the next election. |
37 |
/u/AusLeft |
Took this pic of tothebillyoh while marching in march |
37 |
/u/rauland |
<--- How many times you've mentioned Whitlam since you've learnt of his name when you read an article announcing his death and also found out he was a Labor PM. |
37 |
/u/Timmehor |
Another BROKEN promise Tony? |
36 |
/u/shniken |
I can't illegally download American TV shows fast enough. DAE hate Tony Murdoch? |
36 |
/u/jerkmasterau |
My gay refugee loving socialist alternative NBN wanting welfare leftist autistic younger brother drew this but then that fucking cunt abet stabbed him for it, he needs an urgent karma transplant or he'll le die |
36 |
/u/spatchcock |
This is me dressed in my Halloween costume. How do I look guys? |
36 |
/u/Whytiederp |
A much clearer image of the flag has been shown. Explains the hesitance to condemn his brave protest |
35 |
/u/sennais1 |
<------How many Guardian articles do you post to facebook every day? |
35 |
/u/Abbrevi8 |
DAE Melbourne Cup is literally a concentration camp for horse extermination? |
34 |
/u/kruddthemessiah |
First use of the word 'fuck' found in a manuscript from 1528. It literally says "fuck nbn destroying Tony the mad monk Abbott " |
34 |
/u/spatchcock |
BREAKING NEWS: Tony Abbott to stay on as Prime Minister, despite petition created by inner city Melbourne teenager with 67 signatures demanding he stand down. |
34 |
/u/SamuelStringman |
<- number of documents Tone Abet must show unless he wants to be put on a boat back to Pommyland |
34 |
/u/mubd1234 |
G'day Australia , Canadian in Romania here and I found something you'd love! (with apologies to IVTD4KDS) |
34 |
/u/kaj89 |
For every upvote I receive, I will stop breathing for one minute, to reduce my carbon output |
34 |
/u/BOOM_KKKUMSHOT |
texted #I'llrideyou to the hot muslim chick at work, and now I'm up on sexual harassment charges. Thanks, twitter. |
33 |
/u/mubd1234 |
Just posted by Christine Milne [via FB] |
32 |
/u/dwgovernor |
Wait a minute I suddenly love Sunrise viewers agin |
32 |
/u/kaj89 |
<----- Number of right wing shills banned from the mothership |
32 |
/u/The_Gherkin_Jerk |
I'll be downvotes for this, but it needs to be said before someone acts irrationally and hurts someone |
31 |
/u/spatchcock |
/r/australia to face efficiency study and possible privatisation, amid claims of overwhelming left wing bias. |
31 |
/u/AusLeft |
Fucking Abbott. |
31 |
/u/mubd1234 |
F |
31 |
/u/mubd1234 |
<--- Number of 15 minute breaks we need in an eight hour shift |
31 |
/u/mubd1234 |
Mark Scott: "It's impossible to run 5 TV channels, 70 radio stations and a website on only $1.2 billion per year instead of $1.22 billion per year, so we are cutting funding from news and current affairs. Don't forget to catch 'Freaky Eaters' on ABC2 Saturday at 9:30pm!" |
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/u/spatchcock |
Hi I'm Federal Greens MP Adam Bandt. If this post gets 100 upvotes the /r/circlejerkaustralia mods will perform a publicity stunt like we are by blacking out every post. |
30 |
/u/Whytiederp |
New footage released of Denis Napthine savagely mowing down martyred East West Link protester |
30 |
/u/mubd1234 |
U |
30 |
/u/mubd1234 |
C |
30 |
/u/spatchcock |
A guide to being in the fashion police. |
30 |
/u/feelsOS |
Recently discovered photograph of Pre-Colonial Australia, Abbott apology when? |
30 |
/u/The_Gherkin_Jerk |
Here's a picture of Brisbane. You might think it is a pretty city, but look closer and you'll see it's full of bogans and inbred Queenslander cunts. Don't judge a book by its cover. |
29 |
/u/thehungryhippocrite |
Congratulations /r/australia! The current top 20 posts are ALL political and ALL anti-coalition! |
29 |
/u/spatchcock |
<--------- Petition to make winking illegal in all public places. |
29 |
/u/mubd1234 |
<<<<<<< ೋღ☃ღೋ UPVOTE THIS IF YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL STRONG GREENS VOTER WHO DONT NEED NO LIBERALS ೋღ☃ღೋ>>>>>>>> |
29 |
/u/mubd1234 |
Fellow Liberal Shills, I'd suggest taking a look at this web page to see if you're getting the full amount of what you are entitled to. |
29 |
/u/mubd1234 |
That dream about how better things could be if Scott Ludlam was PM |
29 |
/u/HashtagRebbit |
DAE think the hostages came across as Islamophobic? |
28 |
/u/mattazza |
Important Message from the Mod Team |
28 |
/u/OptimalCynic |
We salute you, O proud brave sir! Your euphoric intellect shames us all for our inaction. |
28 |
/u/mattazza |
Found a clever graffitied movie poster in Brisbane |
28 |
/u/mubd1234 |
<--- Pay your respects to Two_Kebabs |
28 |
/u/Whytiederp |
Some more quality advertising appearing on /r/Australia |
28 |
/u/Whytiederp |
Check out this awesome street art from the Australian Banksy |
28 |
/u/rauland |
My art degree coming in handy. Look at my latest masterpiece. |
28 |
/u/mubd1234 |
Loved this tweet on Q&A last night |
28 |
/u/Whytiederp |
LEVEL 10 JERK ALERT. HE IS COMING |
28 |
/u/kruddthemessiah |
How the greens stole Christmas . |
28 |
/u/LeslieHughesLDP |
I need your help with an important human rights violation. My cable Internet has been down for 10 hours and the fascist private companies haven't fixed it yet. Upvote to send NBN requests to the Human Rights Commission. |
28 |
/u/94193910 |
As a Catholic Australian, I just wanted to say I'm sorry. |
27 |
/u/rauland |
dAE stare at pictures of tony abet for hours on end and slowly get angrier when ur suppose to be searching for jobs for Youth allowance? |
27 |
/u/spoonalious |
Top link on the mothership is Tone Abet being punched in the face. You can't make this up. +204/-23. The circlejerk is so intense CERN is interested in smashing atoms with it. |
27 |
/u/Whytiederp |
I spent an embarrassingly long time making this. I hope it serves you all well. |
27 |
/u/Abbrevi8 |
Not a Hivemind |
27 |
/u/spatchcock |
American anon visits Australia |
27 |
/u/BradFuller99 |
Made this GIF from a Senpai Kush video, thought it would be perfect here |
27 |
/u/huxception |
I think we just got out jerked |
27 |
/u/Whytiederp |
MFW I rip Tone to bits with my master debating skills |
26 |
/u/kaj89 |
Schapelle Corby leaves prison in trademark fedora, quoted as saying "I just can't wait to get home and debate some fundies on MySpace" |
26 |
/u/mtoner98 |
Before I post I would like to thank the /r/Australia peoples, who have allowed us onto their land so that they could provide us this post. |
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/u/2013South |
Abbott's New Fighters |
26 |
/u/mubd1234 |
American here. Why is Australia so good?!?!?1?1? upboats to the left pls |
26 |
/u/mubd1234 |
<----Set the penalty rate for work on weekdays |
26 |
/u/kaj89 |
I survived 1 year under Dictator Tony Abbott, AMA |
26 |
/u/CitizenSnips1234 |
<------ number of us that disagree with linked comment |
26 |
/u/kells11515 |
Our glorious comrades in the Red Navy are sailing to Australia to free us from the oppressive fascist government |
26 |
/u/mattazza |
For those of you who may have missed Scott's AMA - Suicide hotline: 13 11 14 |
26 |
/u/Whytiederp |
An accurate reenactment of The Great Disappointment |
26 |
/u/eateggs |
Petition to stop Target selling Peppa Pig merchandise on the grounds it offends Muslims. |
26 |
/u/AusLeft |
I'm an Australian with an opinion and anyone who doesn't agree with my opinion is a bigoted, racist, misogynist, science hating, homophobic, sociopath. |
26 |
/u/Whytiederp |
Young and own a house? Go fuck yourself |
26 |
/u/Wetnapkin69 |
DAE more concerned about the poor Muslim community than the hostages? |
26 |
/u/EdwardFordTheSecond |
Just tweeted #Illridewith you. I've done my good deed for the day. |
26 |
/u/MeadowbankMujNumber3 |
Here's your mandatory picture Derp. PS: Constantinople is Greek |
25 |
/u/spatchcock |
The coalition's efficiency study of the ABC & SBS is literally the same as the holocaust! |
25 |
/u/kaj89 |
Abbott Youtube channel goes down for 12 hours. We did it reddit!!! DAE le Anonymous?? |
25 |
/u/MeadowbankMujNumber3 |
Required reading for the children of Newtown Primary School. |
25 |
/u/MeadowbankMujNumber3 |
They LAUGHED at the March in March but who's laughing now? |
25 |
/u/AusLeft |
With that bottle of Grange, the NSW libs are only $59,997,000 less corrupt than the ALP. We did it reddit! |
25 |
/u/Whytiederp |
This is an outrage. Since I don't have NBN this 40GB game download will take me nearly 3 hours to download. |
25 |
/u/metacanadian_420 |
Australia isn't quite as progressive as Sweden yet, but we're definitely getting there |
25 |
/u/metacanadian_420 |
Tony "Gas the Refugees" Abbott unveils new design for the Australian flag |
25 |
/u/Seriti |
I don't mean to raise the alarm, but we're losing the fight in /r/worldnews. |
25 |
/u/Whytiederp |
<--- Number of citizenships that Tony Abbott has |
25 |
/u/onlycuntsdownvoteme |
Bringing down the Government one comment at a time |
25 |
/u/rauland |
<--- How many million refugees you would let into the cuntry. |
25 |
/u/grebfar |
I sent my MP an email protesting the new anti-terror laws. This was his response. |
25 |
/u/sennais1 |
Remember that book that every kid in the country reads in grade 9? It's happening and no one knows it except us! We have a plan and you won't even have to get out of bed to help! |
25 |
/u/spoonalious |
experiment on /r/australia (gooselaughing.gif) |
25 |
/u/Whytiederp |
Loving the new ads on the mothership. There are more to come. You can start your own ad campaign on /r/austrailia for only $5 |
25 |
/u/mubd1234 |
More Abbott Government fear mongering, as he recklessly increases security at Parliament, meaning we can't just waltz in and kill the cunt now, after one of his terrorist shills completes their mission in Canada to instill fear in the public. We now have zero civil liberties now. WAKE UP SHEEPLE! |
25 |
/u/Abbrevi8 |
Petition to have Nova Perris charged under section 18C of the racial discrimination act. |
25 |
/u/Whytiederp |
WELCOME SCOTT LUDLAM AND FANS |
25 |
/u/Whytiederp |
He has failed us :( |
25 |
/u/Whytiederp |
Tony Abbott MURDERED a tree just to show off his worship of an invisible sky wizard |
25 |
/u/The_Gherkin_Jerk |
As an Islamic Iranian-Canadian who used to live in Australia and now lives in Yemen I just wanted to say... |
25 |
/u/kaj89 |
I know I'll get downvoted into oblivion, but I think Julia Gillard was a better PM than Tony Abbott |
24 |
/u/Whytiederp |
Tony Abbott coward punches the ABC. David and Margaret currently in critical condition. |
24 |
/u/finewinereview |
Gay Refugees can't get reception to watch their ABC on Christmas Island! Another sign of Workchoices 2.0? |
24 |
/u/karlosvonawesome |
Tony Abbott plans to tear down the NBN and use the fibre optic cables to build a shark cull net, only your upvotes can save them! |
24 |
/u/AusLeft |
Spotted one of you brave gents while walking past a socialist club today at uni. |
24 |
/u/MeadowbankMujNumber3 |
Another /r/australian spotted at the March in March |
24 |
/u/mtoner98 |
DAE think we should create a new topic for every single March in March image? |
24 |
/u/mattazza |
<-- Petition to rename every month of the year March to allow March in March to continue indefinitely. |
24 |
/u/AusLeft |
<------ Number of times you have masturbated to the NBN and Scott Ludlam in the last 24 hours |
24 |
/u/Whytiederp |
Petition to make the Fedora wearing Platypus Australia's national animal. Upvote to show your support |
24 |
/u/jophesaur |
HOCKEY TO REVISE BUDGET FOLLOWING MARCH IN MAY |
24 |
/u/kaj89 |
Alright guys, how are we going to get rid of these cunts? A petition didn't work, a march didn't work, a second petition didn't work, a second march didn't work. Let's do another petition, that'll get the fuckers. |
24 |
/u/mubd1234 |
Literally me as I drove to work today |
24 |
/u/spatchcock |
Literally Hitler |
24 |
/u/mubd1234 |
A |
24 |
/u/mubd1234 |
B |
24 |
/u/Whytiederp |
Tony Abbott dissolves Galactic Senate and declares himself Emperor of Australian Empire |
24 |
/u/mtoner98 |
DAE think abet ordered the two attacks in Canada this week to distract us from his budget? |
24 |
/u/kaj89 |
Want easy karma daily? Just post the Courier Mail front page everyday. |
24 |
/u/sennais1 |
Upvote if, like me, you decided to waive the traditional holiday to inform people on the internet about our Lord and Savior Ludlum and the cunt that is Abbott. |
23 |
/u/InnerCityTrendy |
Conservatives call it being smug, I call it being aware and educated. |
23 |
/u/kaj89 |
r/Australia circlejerk hits the top of r/worldnews, a premier source or jerking |
23 |
/u/guccimanelaflare |
My girlfriend and I are looking to buy our first home and we're struggling to find a five bedroom, six bathroom house for <$550k within 20 minutes of the CBD. It's about time we abolished negative gearing. |
23 |
/u/Abbrevi8 |
Threats to cut public service outrages /r/australia |
23 |
/u/spatchcock |
Here's my idea for a new flag. What do you guys think? |
23 |
/u/Whytiederp |
Literally everything the government does proves this |
23 |
/u/MeadowbankMujNumber3 |
Thankyou complex_reduction for keeping our subreddit pure by deleting all dissenting viewpoints. |
23 |
/u/kruddthemessiah |
Pretend Molotovs will be thrown if you aint down with the March in March !!! |
23 |
/u/Whytiederp |
Welcome to a Golden Age of diplomatic relations. /r/metaCanada has welcomed us into the meta-country reddit network. |
23 |
/u/Webby2120 |
/r/Australia guide to protesting |
23 |
/u/Chunkeeboi |
Petition to put Trigger Warnings on all posts that mention Abet, Hockey, the Coalition, university fees, slow download speeds, the $7 GP fee, capitalism, mining, fracking and that bitch Sophie Mirabela |
23 |
/u/gegegeno |
TIL Tony "Literally Hitler" Abbott got his daughter a scholarship to design school because he failed the entrance exams at the Academy of Fine Arts Vienna |
23 |
/u/andrewinmelbourne |
X-post /r/showerthoughts: /r/Australia needs more political submissions. |
23 |
/u/Whytiederp |
Warning: Someone has hurt feelings that are off the chart |
23 |
/u/mubd1234 |
K |
23 |
/u/EvilPundit |
They're onto us, guys! |
23 |
/u/Abets_A_Bet |
The symbol of CJA. |
23 |
/u/huxception |
<--- Amount of Feminists that Julie Bishop doesn't believe in |
23 |
/u/Whytiederp |
Did anyone else go to the Gough memorial service so they could Boo Abbott and Howard? Fuck, those two are disrespectful |
23 |
/u/ChocolateChipChimp |
I am Greens Senator Jesus of Nazareth. AMA |
23 |
/u/kruddthemessiah |
TIL Tony Abbott ran in the Victoria sate eleciton |
23 |
/u/CDHorban |
Opinion: Australia Is Becoming A Terrible Place To Be On The Internet, And It's The Government's Fault |
23 |
/u/finewinereview |
Tony Abbott announces $50 billion in funding to help Target sell the Bible. |
23 |
/u/Trigger_Warnings |
Recent Customer reviews of the Lindt cafe |
23 |
/u/The_Gherkin_Jerk |
Me on /r/Askreddit |
22 |
/u/genwhy |
It wasn't a sting ray that killed Steve Irwin. It was negative gearing. |
22 |
/u/kaj89 |
I really hate how Julia Gillard was judged on her looks and clothing while Prime Minister. BTW, check out the size of Abbott's ears! I bet he needs tampons to clean them! |
22 |
/u/fleshpinata |
I asked all my friends on Facebook if any of them voted for Tony Abbott, none of them did. HOW DID TYRANT ABBOTT GET INTO POWER?!?! |
22 |
/u/genwhy |
/r/australia mod here: i just wanna say that your r all a pathetic bunch of hitlers and our circlejerk is so much bigger than ur puny circlejerk |
22 |
/u/atinleg7 |
Should people who demonstrate an inability to vote for the correct party be allowed to vote? |
22 |
/u/EvilPundit |
It's not democracy when bogans can vote for Abbott. It's not free speech when racists can criticise refugees. |
22 |
/u/MeadowbankMujNumber3 |
Does anyone else think that Australia needs a NEW FLAG to celebrate our diverse country? Check out my proposed design. |
22 |
/u/sfjkdhfkj435890 |
<-uptone if your being bullied by r/circlejerkaustralia |
22 |
/u/Chunkeeboi |
Please sign my petition to make right-wing downvotes worth less than left-wing downvotes |
22 |
/u/Lewd_Banana |
I just voted for Scott Ludlam AMA |
22 |
/u/sfjkdhfkj435890 |
Australia literally the most intolerant least progressive shitcunt nation on earth |
22 |
/u/Whytiederp |
I made you guys another gif. Use it wisely |
22 |
/u/spatchcock |
BREAKING NEWS: Tony Abbott set to rename Commission of Audit report to "Mein Kampf"! |
22 |
/u/spatchcock |
"I like comic sans, and I don't understand all the hate it gets." - Tony Abbott |
22 |
/u/EvilPundit |
Next Action: JERK IN JUNE! |
22 |
/u/SovietSteve |
Remind me again why anyone would vote for this cunt? |
22 |
/u/Abbrevi8 |
We all knew he was a cunt, now we have the proof |
22 |
/u/AusLeft |
Spread this on facebook to redistribute the happiness. 1 like = 1 new tax. |
22 |
/u/Webby2120 |
Tony Abbott's World population density map |
22 |
/u/rodz7 |
MFW I see fellow CJA users taking the piss with copypasta in a worldnews thread |
22 |
/u/sennais1 |
Post you're favorite "/r/australians in the wild" pics! |
22 |
/u/Whytiederp |
No title but it's Scotty Ludz so upvotes please |
22 |
/u/MeadowbankMujNumber3 |
When will Abbott show us the original long-form copy of his birth certificate to prove he's not a nigger? |
22 |
/u/OptimalCynic |
I really cannot grasp how I can be in the same country as I was a month ago. |
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