So long story short: I put hair removal creme on my balls. Balls now have chemical burn. Great balls of fire. HALP!Short story - long: So I thought I'd do some maintainance to my junk area did my usual trim and blah blah blah and needed to shave my nuts.My partner bought some Nair for himself and used it on his chest with no problems. So here I am thinking, shit this must be great! Don't have to take a set of razors to my balls, and proceed to liberally slather them in this toxic wonder creme. I quickly skim the package for instructions, leave in for no more than 10min. Rinse. Pat dry. Cool.6 minutes pass, ooh is that a tingling I feel? Yes, but it's not too bad 8 minutes, okay this is getting to be rather uncomfortable. 8.5 minutes, holy mother of fuck my balls burn. I run for the shower and hose down my crotch whilst calling for my bf to come into the bathroom so I can tell him his magic creme is a chemical weapon and he should be arrested for crimes against humanity.He comes in and I show him my nuts now wrinkly and red and sore and burning. And still covered in ball hair. He laughs his ass off, I grab a bag of pees and sit buck ass naked on the couch with pees on my crouch.It's now 3 hours after the incident and my nuts are still burning. Aloe burns worse, as does burn creme. Anyone else have some ideas on wtf I can put on my dumb ass nuts to stop the fuckers from burning?DUMBEST IDEA EVER.
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