grindr hookup

so i was at this Grindr hookup and we hooked up and then watched a movie and he fell asleep. so I was still awake and had to go to bathroom so I got up and locked the bathroom door, turned the fan on and the shower and started lurking through his shit. i found at least 10 disassembled barbie dolls throughout his vanity drawers and about 4 different toothbrushes. I thought, “hmmmm ok, this is fucking weird”. continued to go through his cabinets and found some makeup and I was like wtf. because he was masc and had stubble?? so I opened one of the blushes and I’m not joking. there was a human tooth pressed into the blush and it was just sitting there. I was like ok wtf I then put everything back to where I found it and went back into his bed to ask him what the fuck I just found was about. so I woke him up and he was like “sshhhhh you’ll wake up the baby”.. I grabbed my backpack, pushed over a side table to distract him and ran my ass about 10 minutes away and called myself an Uber. All in all, was a good fuck 8/10. and my Uber was really quick, so I can’t complain.