I was at my friends house. And there were about 4 people over. All friends of mine and we were just hanging out. We were watching videos and I wanted to show a video of that youtube star 'VitalyTV'. He was in a porno but he couldn't get his penis up. I found it to be quite funny.
So I was searching and searching but I couldn't find it. So somebody asked to just explain it. So I was telling him all about where he entered this van from the pornsite called: 'Baitbus'. And that he just couldn't get his penis up while his co-buddy could while getting fucked.
A friend said: 'Never heard of Baitbus before.' On which I said: 'Dude, you're probably the biggest pornfan of us all and you don't know that one? Hahaha'. I continued on searching the video but suddenly I was stopped by that friend with this sentence: ''Dude, Baitbus is a gay porn site.".
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Fuck.
I turned around slowly and all of their heads were on me. I became red and said the cliche: ''I can explain!" But one already started laughing out incredibly hard and I just went upstairs to collect myself from my horrible mistake.
Let me tell you that I haven't come out yet to my friends. And by my horrible mistake they now do know that a sword is my object of preference.
Fortunately, they came upstairs and they all told me that they really don't care. I feel so incredibly stupid. The name 'Baitbus' kind of says what it is actually. But hey, I did came out and it does put a lot of weight off your shoulder.
TL;DR: Dick I like.
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