Hopelessly straight guys

So me and my straight friend (out to him) were once walking together on a field trip and i said jokingly that us fags have to stand together and he immediately goes into defense mode and says he's not a fag.So here in Iceland we're very open about sex and on a school trip I was talking to the same friend and he's so paranoid about seeming gay that he wouldn't consider a threesome with just 1 girlLater we were doing something like fuck marry kill and he asked me if I had to fuck one girl in our class which would I pick and I just couldn't pick and when I told him I couldn't he came with the line 'but you're like a homo' but I quickly got him to understand by asking him if he had to pick one guy in our class (most really cute) and he couldn't so. YeaaahYou got any stories