How to Gaydar, The Sequel

Hey, remember How to Gaydar 1?1: Play music from musicals on speaker. Grab any dude that sings along, proceed to Step 2. Defying Gravity is a popular choice, but anything from Hamilton is also acceptable. Disney songs can also be used.2: How much hair gel/makeup are they wearing? If they're wearing quite a lot, proceed to Step 33: How fabulous are they? How much pink or rainbow are they wearing? Are they fashionable? If so, proceed to step four.Here're some more!Step 4: Wear tight white pants(Think Fiyero from 'Wicked') Pretty much transparent ¯\(ツ)/¯Step 5: Kidnap them and tie them up in a room while forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain This needs no explanationStep 6: Cast a gayness spell Chant the sacred chant of the homosexual, updated edition:O mighty Harris, king of gays Place this straight boy under your gaze With erotic wonders you must amaze This man who doesn't like dick I need my dating fix So I'm throwing divine power of broadway Into the fucking mix Amazing! Wow, you're food at this already!Step 7: Whip your dick out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Step 8: Order a pizza with extra sausage to be delivered at his door after getting him drunk. He'll assume he must be gay because he wanted the sausage. Step 9: Fucking ask Oh, whoops, too hard?...Enjoy! <3