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In light of reddit recently making birthday brojobs a basic human right, with an ensuing askReddit thread asking what’s next...This all by happenstance but... I think we’re on to something boys!This morning me and my husband had sex, multiple times with both of is getting off 3 timesWe just watched some carpenter bees fuck, flying between 3 different locations on our porch (which is fabulous if you were wondering) so we shall infer that, they did too3 is the number of the trinity/divinityI think we have the answer to what is next!From this point forth, Easter shall be celebrated by all of the gays with copious amounts of gay sex! With additional copious of beer, and pork... ya know because that’s what we’re doing right now, but you don’t have to have a traditional Gay Easter... grandma might be disappointed.The reasoning for this decree was confirmed by the 3 random and odd events that occurred on Gay Easter Eve 2018. To whit: 1) our neighbor’s truck was bloody and heavily damaged, but miraculously parked perfectly, front tire off the rim, all casual like nothing happened (he’s fine, hit a pole around the corner apparently)2) a protest down the street, protesting infant circumcision. Which I get it, it’s an issue that people have opinions on, but this is midsize city in coastal North Carolina, with a long list of more important issues, and this is the issue you choose espouse on a beautiful Saturday afternoon… really?3) there were half a dozen cop cars set up behind a single car on the way to the store all in front of a single house, but no commotion, no guns drawn, just a half dozen squad cars blocking the road and all the visible cops were just milling about smartly. Maybe ten minutes later on the way back, gone. Like nothing happened.Therefore, from this day forth, Gay Easter shall be celebrated as the first Gay Easter, with copious amounts of gay sex (beer and pork optional, but recommended)So sayeth Zon Lords of the Gays!That is all. Happy Gay Easter ya’ll!!!