Everyday is for the Boys

Being gay must be amazing. You can always squad up with the boys to play some Fortnite, they always have your back while you’re taking over Tilted Towers. On Saturdays you are always cracking open cold ones with your significant other, while being seductively lured by milkshakes in a yard down the street. You never have to worry about finding a place to eat on a date, because dudes always know the best place to go. You can call you significant other “Bro”, “Dude”, or even “Homie” without having to change it for genders. And most importantly you have the best guy in your life right next to you, so life is never boring!