So this fuck up actually happened about 15 years ago when I was 13-14 years old we had a family BBQ at my pops house complete with most of my uncles and aunties and cousins.
As the night went on a bunch of us kids decided to play hide and seek I went and hid up near my pops garage in a spot semi under the garage semi under a bush. I was hiding for a few minutes when my two uncles walk up towards the garage and grab a beer each from the fridge they stop and start talking for a minute standing unusually close to each other unaware that i was lurking in the bushes nearby watching them. One of them leans in and gives the other a long passionate kiss and I'm there in the bushes disgusted! I crawl out and they see me and look a bit surprised to see their nephew crawling out of the bushes. I look at them with a look of disgust and say "you two are the absolute filthiest human beings I have ever seen" I then storm off them looking very hurt and offended.
I go down to where everyone is sitting and pull my mum away from everyone telling her I need to talk to her, I was very confused by what i had seen. I tell her that i saw uncles X and uncle Y making out and she just laughs and says "yes they do that sometimes" I was shocked that this wasn't a big deal so I said "its gross brothers aren't meant to kiss each other!" my mum just started laughing and said "they aren't brothers uncle X is my brother and uncle Y is his boyfriend no blood relation" and that's when it all clicked that they had been gay this entire time I had always thought they were just brothers living together. So I walked back up to where I had seen them they saw me coming and looked a bit angry and a bit hurt as I approached and I told them that I thought they were brothers and that's why I reacted the way I did they laughed it off but I think it still hurt them =(
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