Give me some tips on how to enlighten my heathen friends

So right now my group of friends are split in between the Glorious League Master Race and the Defense of The Losers sub-human race.

My DoTL Friends are so poor that the argument "We can pay to have an advantage over others in this game" doesn't hold up very well, because they can't afford Rito Points.

How do I convert these poor souls? How can I get them to stop worshiping their false god Gay-ben and accept our Chinese Overlords.

I need biased arguments and "proof", these are not your average DoTL Fangays.