2015. január 1., csütörtök

Its the New Years Glossary so we can all talk r/movies. Additions and alterations welcome!



  • 1994 - the other best year

  • 2001 - the best year

  • 23, 25, 27, 32, 50 - other countries TV frame rate sometimes called PAL.*

  • 24 - the frame rate of truth

  • 30 - TV frame rate

  • 48 - the frame rate of lies

  • 60 - the new frame rate of truth devised by the International Standards Committee of the Frames Per Second in First Person Shooters PC master race.*

  • Actor (character) - plays characters

  • Actor (method) - acts through pain

  • Actress -

  • Alexa - a type of Red Camera. See Red Camera

  • Animatronics. - Good effects

  • Art House - see Foreign Film

  • Auteur - see Michael Bay

  • Black Cinema - down vote

  • Cannon - genuine irreducable authentic. The opposite of Expanded Universe

  • Canon - see cannon

  • CGI - Shit effects

  • Cinematography - see DP

  • Daft Punk - see sound design

  • Director - an omnipotent God. As in "Riggie Scott can what the fuck he wants he made Aliens"

  • DP - see Daft Punk

  • Duncan Jones - son of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders of Moon

  • Expanded Universe - a yawning anus of mediocrity expanding to toys, games, comics, books and other worthless shit to peddle to men in their mothers basements

  • Fan Fiction - see Expanded Universe

  • Fan Theory - your personal Fan Fiction

  • Feminist film - down vote

  • Foreign Film - see The Raid II honestly see its fucking great

  • French New Wave - See Pretentious

  • Gay Cinema - aaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggghhhhh down vote

  • Go Pro - a camera for Hacks and Hitler

  • Good - see I like

  • Hack - see Michael Bay

  • I like - see I Was Told

  • I Was Told - Reddit Says

  • IMDB - The Old Testament

  • James Cameron i - 3rd best director that evolved into James Cameron ii

  • James Cameron ii - 3rd worst director after Ewe Boll and Hitler

  • Jurrasic Park - a film that pioneered the use of animatronics

  • K - mythical digital measurement of an analogue mm. An infinite amount of Ks add up to 1 mm. But domestic K is worth 7 DVDs

  • Michael Bay - Hitler

  • Mise en scene - pretentious Frenchous for, what i seen

  • Modern - still on release

  • Moon - a celestial body that governs the monthly emergence of "recomend me a little known Gem"

  • New Wave - various national cinema movements like British, Italian or Australian New Wave, all made in France.

  • Nolan - Makes unpretentious Art House films and governs the heavenly realms above other gods. (The other ingredient of a Nolantino)

  • Nolantino - a large coffee that makes people talk a lot. Often people get irritable if they have not had a Nolantino or four that day

  • Old - pre Jurrasic Park

  • Plothole i - somthing unexplained

  • Plothole ii - something i dont understand

  • Pretentious - see French New Wave

  • Prometheus - a good bad good bad good bad film

  • Rotten Tomatos - The New Testament

  • Score - see Zimmer

  • Sound design - Audio cinematography - see Cinematography

  • Sound Track - none specific score composed by Tarantino

  • Tarantino - Your best friend and part time director that regularly employs a squinty faced motormouth 3rd rate actor in all his films. (Part of a Nolantino)

  • Zimmer - see Score



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