Isn’t all porn gay?

If your a straight male... watching straight porn...it’s half gay... since you see a naked man... and if you watch lesbian porn,.. it’s still gay.. cause you’re watching gay pornIf your a straight female... watching straight porn... it’s still half gay... cause you see a naked woman... and if they watch man on man gay porn...well.. it’s gay...So Is all porn gay....XD credit to whoever thought of this first