That settles it. I'm definitely gay, and not a bro.

I drove for Uber on New Years. Besides making a decent amount of money, I got to hear how groups of people interact with eachother. A few cars full of bros, and I can say without a shadow of a doubt, I'm not a bro. I didn't understand the "bro code" they used, and all talking about going out and "smashing pussy". It was entertaining, but I was definitely an outsider watching.