[EVENT] Vladimir Putin becomes a Saint of the Caucasian Orthodox Church

The former Russian President and man of God, Vladimir Putin, has been officially canonized as a Saint by the Caucasian Orthodox Church for his brave defense of traditional values during his tenure as President of the Russian Federation. St. Vladimir, as he is now known, is the patron Saint of recovering homosexuals, in honor of his noble stance on the issue of gay "rights" (or lack thereof). "Mr. Putin is a positive example to all aspiring world leaders and a personal hero of mine," President Kalrissian told Hayastan Today. A statue in honor of St. Vladimir will be erected in Yerevan in the coming months.