So I was at a concert for New Years last night. There was lots of drinking and debauchery, and for the most part people were pretty chill. But one guy behind us had about 10 mini airplane bottles of booze and was still going, being loud, yelling, throwing his bottles, and one time tried climbing over the row I was in and stumbled into me, fell into a gay couple in front of me, and when I tried helping him he just looked at me and said "I love you man". Well it was getting near New Years and I had gotten the usher in hopes he would find the guy, but to no avail. Well his last attempt was to stand up and scream at the top of his lungs before falling into the gay couple again. And then one of them turns around, looks at the guy and goes "You are the biggest dick I have ever seen, and I have some HUGE dicks". And everyone around us starts clapping. After the ball dropped the guy disappeared and never came back. Who ever you were, thank you!
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