Relatable things

Does anyone who's not out yet has the same thing that when you're watching tv with your homophobic family and a gay person comes on everyone is patiently waiting for their screen time to end and you are just there arguing with yourself whether you would do him or notOr tfw you see a cute guy in public and you ALMOST say something like "oh my god" but the only thing that comes out is a weird sounding "mmmmagawd" but it's enough to make everybody around you look awkwardly at youOr tfw people ask when you will finally have a girlfriend and your thinking about throwing it all out and say girl I'm gay as fuuuuckOr tfw you see politicians on TV arguing of they should re-abolish gay marriage and you're just there like welcome to your tapeOr tfw you see a really funny gay meme and your laughing your ass off and someone is asking what's so funny and your like "uhm nevermind"Other relatable things? Keep posting!