My 11yo son just told me he wanted a closet big enough to sleep in, made out of gold. The laughter could not be contained.

Perhaps it was weird of me to immediately think that was the gayest thing I've ever heard, but come on... A closet? Made out of gold? Big enough to be inside? I can't be the only one, right?Explaining why I was laughing was tricky though, since he couldn't understand why anyone would keep being gay, a secret.I guess I've done something right. I've screwed up this parenting stuff in so many other ways...