Slit my throat

So I'm 18, never had sex, never been kissed, never been in a relationship, overweight, abnormally small dick, abnormally large butt crack, and now.... A HAIRY BACK. ANY chance of me EVER finding love is out the window, and rolling down the hill. I'm destined to die alone at 25 with 2 dogs and a cat. God hates me. And that's that.