The great fire of Tromsø

Winter, 2017

It was a cold night, and all the Norwegians in Tromsø were huddling together in their igloos for warmth. The owner of Tromsø's most popular gay brothel rubbed his hands together and began lighting a fire in his pants. The fire spread throughout Tromsø and soon the entire city was burning in a massive gay orgy.

Firefighters worked hard trying to put out the flames, but to no avail. They, too, were consumed by the orgy.

By morning, over half the city of Tromsø was destroyed by the fire. The University and the small amount of knowledge it had gathered over the years was beyond repair.