The results of the open ballot decision is in. There was a record breaking 67% of the population that voted over the past week. The results are
-Keeping Gay marriage: 57% voted yes. 40% voted no. 3% invalid
-Repealing the new drug legalisation: 42% voted yes. 55% voted no 2% invalid
-Repealing the new drug legalisation except Alcohol: 68% voted yes 30% voted no. 2% invalid.
In a statement the President was seemingly dumbfounded and said-
I cannot fathom why the people do not want all of their freedoms. While I myself is a muslim, we can still enjoy ourselves without the government interfering. I do however, accept that this is a government for the people. Thus, gay marriage is now officially legal along with alcohol.
An ISIS spokesmen said in response
This is only the first victory in our quest. While we wish to remain non-violent, we will if by September Sharia law is not re implemented. At least repeal all of these new stupid laws. We, if our demands are not met, threaten to attack the president's own house and slaughter his family if the deadline is not met. Allahu Akbar!
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