Weekly Trolling Report (1/25/15 - 2/1/15)

#1

Author: /u/slayingthepoon

Score: -549

Subreddit: /r/funny

Link: http://ift.tt/1z2eMZm

Post text:

Um, actually you are. First of all, staring at boobs is objectifying and wrong. I am going to assume you dont hit it off with the ladies well. Well, listen son. You have to actaully engage with conversation with women and be extra nice to them, not stare at there boobies. This is important because if you do, with or without these awful looking glasses (they wouldnt get you far with any lass if you were wearing them), they will know and judge you for it. If they liked you at any moment, guess what, youre in the friendzone! Dont get in the friendzone by being stupid. Then, youll be able to slay some poon, just like me! Hope this enlightened you!

#2

Author: /u/Shanondoa

Score: -405

Subreddit: /r/Unexpected

Link: http://ift.tt/1z0tcEM

Post text:

Facebook called.

They want their grammar and comment back.

badum-tss

Edit:

>That it's

Come on, people. Do I really have to explain myslef?

Edit 2: Well, I've watched this comment get downvotes enough. I'm going to do some shoveling and hopefully things will slow down by the time I get back.

Edit: Wow. Had practically forgot about this downvote brigade, but decided to check in before #SonsOfLiberty on History Channel, and I'm dumb founded. Maybe talking a little about Sons will give me some credibility? It's really historically accurate, if you're into that sort of thing. It might be a little high brow for some redditors, but I think it's pretty good. Anyone else watching?

#3

Author: /u/slayingthepoon

Score: -263

Subreddit: /r/politics

Link: http://ift.tt/1z2eJgo

Post text:

Oh hurr hurr. Just because they are gay, this makes 'fabulous' news. Hey pal, reinforcing stereotypes is just as offensive as denying equal rights. Have whatever view you want, i dont care, but try to be decent about it next time

Edit: I rarely hear fabulous objecively. There are so many other adjectives to use to have the same effect, but lets go towards the stereotypical route. Reddit is so tasteless recently.

#4

Author: /u/NKA_

Score: -133

Subreddit: /r/WTF

Link: http://ift.tt/1z0tfk3

Post text:

I'm pretty sure someone selling an illegal, highly addictive drug is wtf...

#5

Author: /u/Wog_Boy

Score: -132

Subreddit: /r/funny

Link: http://ift.tt/1z2eJgp

Post text:

Is the irony of your comment lost on you?