Help me get into Waterloo

Hello, my dear future friends (hopefully).

I have applied to Waterloo Computer Science this year but I fear that I may not be competetive enough for a spot. My average currently sits at around a 78%, but my friend call me a computer science prodigy. I recently did the CCC and scored 17/75 on the senior test, the highest in my school. I am able to complete the FizzBuzz test in around 18 minutes in Visual Basic. I chose the components of my computer by myself and paid a website to build it and ship it to me. That is right, I am typing this on my own custom built computer. How many other people in my OLC 4O0 class can say that?

Since Waterloo is such a great school filled with such great people, I know you will be willing to help me. I was hoping that in your spare time on campus, you could pay a visit to Mark Giesbrecht, director of the David R. Sheridan building of Computer Science, and convince him that accepting me to the university will be in the best interest of the future of human kind. I urge you to do this not only for me, but so your children can live in a world where the technology I designed is helping young African kids, or supporting a widow. If you cannot find him or are too busy, please e-mail him at mwg@uwaterloo.ca and tell him how great of a programmer I really am.

Thank you my friends, and I hope to thank you all in person soon.