In order to quiet those stubborn atheists, a simple but unfair contest. Each team will base jump from a high cliff in pairs. The atheist will have only a measly parachute, while the believer will be armed with the infinite power of prayer! He is allowed as many people to pray for him as he likes, so fire up that Facebook! You may be wondering how God can save the believer without revealing himself, but that's why he's God and you aren't. Should the almightly decide it advances the Grand Plan to allow the believer to smash on the rocks below, he will be able to meet Jesus right away and ask "Dude, WTF?" There's no downside, so get those applications in right away! Even gays, wankers and liberals can participate, as there's plenty of time to repent on the way down.
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