How do you deal with heteronormativity in the workplace? What are some good ways to deflect it?

I work in a pretty male-dominated workplace, mostly with those guys in high school you tried to avoid. You know, with the snapbacks, way too much axe body spray, and treat girls like crap. Deep down I know they're not bad guys, but they throw around way too many homophobic comments and slurs for me to feel comfortable coming out to them, and I've worked here since long before I came out to anybody (including myself) so they know I've dated girls in the past, so they assume I'm straight, which means they try to talk about girls with me, ask me about my sex life, expect me to gawk at girls with them, and I'm just not interested.Having come back from university, I'm now back on the regular schedule with other guys my age, and they're gonna expect me to have stories about all the girls I've fucked and such, and I'm gonna need some new moves to deflect the attention from myself, and just deal with overall shitty homophobia after the liberal, accepting world that was university.Any suggestions?