Saw a cute guy on the bus today...

Saw a guy getting on my bus this evening after work, he had the booty and it was fiiiiiine. Conveniently the seat behind him on the bus was free.Sat behind him and saw him using his phone, hoping to see Grindr or Scruff as one of his apps, instead he opens a 9Gag app.Why must the pretty ones be so dumb?