You know what's annoying and hilarious at the same time? Str8 people who...

...have figured out on their own after a while that you are gay, even though you are str8-acting as fuck and deliberately in the closet to them, which in my case, are my employees, and try to goad you into coming out.After a while, one or more of them figured it out somehow, told the others, and now it's all:gay people are coolI respect gay peopleI have a ton of gay friends (from where? I have, like, two)I have excellent gaydarso, do you have a girlfriend, or, anything like that?I still won't tell, because I know it drives them crazy and it's funny as fuck.